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  • Submitted by Ritard on Feb 8, 12 at 3:06pm

    Why was your dad in a lesbian bar?

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    Submitted by polacke on Feb 8, 12 at 3:49pm

    and now his balls are neatly stored in the trophy cabin. :-)

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 8, 12 at 3:10pm

    Only enforces the stereotype that lesbians have big time daddy issues.

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    Submitted by jokinjoe20 on Feb 8, 12 at 2:16pm

    that's what he gets for drinking vodka and cranberry

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    Submitted by reeln on Feb 8, 12 at 5:59pm

    well those bull dykes to carry strap ons. is he walking funny or crying in the shower ?

  • 51 56
    Submitted by pnr on Feb 8, 12 at 6:22pm

    Like a boss?

  • 48 51
    Submitted by JSleazy15 on Feb 8, 12 at 2:29pm

    It was probably meant for you, assuming you're a girl, that is

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on Feb 8, 12 at 3:20pm

    I bet your dad is hot!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 8, 12 at 3:01pm

    He probably just drank too much. Roofie-ing is actually pretty rare--look it up.

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Feb 9, 12 at 11:49pm

    OP is Quagmire

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    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Feb 8, 12 at 3:43pm

    Fucking awesome ;)

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Feb 12, 12 at 8:53pm

    Win!

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    Submitted by abidss on Feb 8, 12 at 8:54pm

    High Quality Fake IDs! Best quality & best price available on the market, PERIOD. Video proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Gsh9sObUo

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    Submitted by mthib on Feb 8, 12 at 3:26pm

    Maybe you're dad is actually a woman...

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    Submitted by heartBurnTurd on Jun 15, 12 at 2:36am

    Is that the lie he told your mom?!