did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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