five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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