i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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