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  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:00pm

    I'm sitting on the patio...

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:11pm

    Twitter is the dumbest thing man has created right after Paris Hilton.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:58am

    In Soviet Russia, random shit is texting you

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:07pm

    Twitter is retarted!!

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:59pm

    how does this shit get through? this is the worst TFLN i've read in a long time.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:18pm

    I don't think even the worst man could have created Paris Hilton. She's just the spawn of the devil.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:56pm

    I know the feeling paha

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:17am

    LMFAO people of the world are hilarious!

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:55am

    It makes me sad that of all the texts I've posted, this is the one they actually choose. Seriously, least funny text I've ever submitted. *sigh*

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:51pm

    I hate homosexuals it isn't natural it's like eatin poop you eat something poop it out it's not natural to eat it. Even if that's your fetish same goes for sleeping with the same sex.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:09pm

    9:59-- I have 2left and three right, do I win?

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:59pm

    Twitter sucks my multiple left testicles.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:24pm

    Twitter is only as intrusive as you choose.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:12pm

    ../..../(_o_)(_o_)\....\...... ...........\............/..... .........../.....Y.....\.... _____________------_ ............................\..........--).........8-) _____________\__-~` ........).....) ___/.__/ -boob guy

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:44pm

    Wow 942 must really like twitter.