I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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