You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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