I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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