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  • Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 23, 12 at 3:18pm

    "here's mine" *attach random dick pic*

  • Submitted by quimbeezy on Oct 23, 12 at 2:47pm

    "Aww that's cute."

  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 23, 12 at 7:49pm

    You say "That would go nicely here!" and attach a pic of your preferred receptacle. Mouth, vag, ass, or garbage can.

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 23, 12 at 2:53pm

    "Size doesnt matter"

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    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Oct 23, 12 at 2:56pm

    "I want it in my mouth"

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    Submitted by yumyum05 on Oct 23, 12 at 3:54pm

    oh! that reminded me... cans of vienna sausages are on sale. 2 for 1

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    Submitted by BigGinger on Oct 23, 12 at 4:01pm

    Say "thank you sir, may I have another?"

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    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Oct 23, 12 at 4:03pm

    Nom nom.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 23, 12 at 7:30pm

    "Mines Bigger!"

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    Submitted by FStar73 on Oct 23, 12 at 4:23pm

    "Grandpa, stop texting me. It's getting creepy."

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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 23, 12 at 3:33pm

    Say, "That's it?"

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 23, 12 at 5:41pm

    "Where's the rest of it?"

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      Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 23, 12 at 7:06pm

      any dignified self preserving male would reply "I only got that much to fit in the picture. there's still another handful left to be seen"

      • 44 55
        Submitted by budman999 on Oct 23, 12 at 10:45pm

        Any dignified male would never send a dick pic.What the hell is wrong with you people?

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    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 23, 12 at 5:10pm

    Did you crop it?

  • 63 46
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 23, 12 at 6:58pm

    "Gee, it's just like a real penis, only smaller!" (h/t Spider Robinson)

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    Submitted by Sawadeechick on Oct 24, 12 at 1:21am

    "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"

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    Submitted by Theresa_ss on Oct 23, 12 at 4:42pm

    You say, "Nice penis." Anything else would be rude.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 23, 12 at 8:55pm

    Send back a pic of one bigger.

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    Submitted by cityboy99 on Oct 23, 12 at 3:03pm

    This butt's for you.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Oct 24, 12 at 1:41am

    I always appreciate "impressive"

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    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 24, 12 at 1:52am

    Yummmmmm <3

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Oct 24, 12 at 12:30pm

    No thanks, already had peanuts today.

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    Submitted by Xtasty on Oct 24, 12 at 1:06am

    I saw on a message that they replied to something random with a pic of bacon. I think it's a pretty solid idea. But personally when in doubt I reply with an adorable pic of Goober, the cat.

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    Submitted by squibkick on Oct 23, 12 at 10:07pm

    Mr Sandusky how did you get a cell phone in prison?

  • 39 52
    Submitted by HippyChick on Oct 25, 12 at 11:49am

    @budman999 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on May 10, 13 at 5:02am

    Thanks, guy!