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  • 126 26
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 23, 12 at 3:18pm
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    "here's mine" *attach random dick pic*

  • 82 30
    Submitted by quimbeezy on Oct 23, 12 at 2:47pm
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    "Aww that's cute."

  • 80 30
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 23, 12 at 7:49pm
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    You say "That would go nicely here!" and attach a pic of your preferred receptacle. Mouth, vag, ass, or garbage can.

  • 74 28
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 23, 12 at 2:53pm
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    "Size doesnt matter"

  • 73 37
    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Oct 23, 12 at 2:56pm
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    "I want it in my mouth"

  • 59 25
    Submitted by yumyum05 on Oct 23, 12 at 3:54pm
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    oh! that reminded me... cans of vienna sausages are on sale. 2 for 1

  • 59 31
    Submitted by BigGinger on Oct 23, 12 at 4:01pm
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    Say "thank you sir, may I have another?"

  • 47 20
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 23, 12 at 5:10pm
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    Did you crop it?

  • 48 23
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 23, 12 at 3:33pm
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    Say, "That's it?"

  • 57 42
    Submitted by FStar73 on Oct 23, 12 at 4:23pm
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    "Grandpa, stop texting me. It's getting creepy."

  • 48 25
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 23, 12 at 7:30pm
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    "Mines Bigger!"

  • 46 24
    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Oct 23, 12 at 4:03pm
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    Nom nom.

  • 43 29
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 23, 12 at 5:41pm
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    "Where's the rest of it?"

    • 22 27
      Submitted by plygtr85 on Oct 23, 12 at 7:06pm
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      any dignified self preserving male would reply "I only got that much to fit in the picture. there's still another handful left to be seen"

      • 18 28
        Submitted by budman999 on Oct 23, 12 at 10:45pm
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        Any dignified male would never send a dick pic.What the hell is wrong with you people?

  • 36 25
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 23, 12 at 6:58pm
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    "Gee, it's just like a real penis, only smaller!" (h/t Spider Robinson)

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Theresa_ss on Oct 23, 12 at 4:42pm
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    You say, "Nice penis." Anything else would be rude.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by Sawadeechick on Oct 24, 12 at 1:21am
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    "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"

  • 36 33
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 23, 12 at 8:55pm
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    Send back a pic of one bigger.

  • 36 38
    Submitted by cityboy99 on Oct 23, 12 at 3:03pm
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    This butt's for you.

  • 28 26
    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Oct 24, 12 at 1:41am
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    I always appreciate "impressive"

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Xtasty on Oct 24, 12 at 1:06am
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    I saw on a message that they replied to something random with a pic of bacon. I think it's a pretty solid idea. But personally when in doubt I reply with an adorable pic of Goober, the cat.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by ChristyxBee on Oct 24, 12 at 1:52am
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    Yummmmmm <3

  • 23 28
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Oct 24, 12 at 12:30pm
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    No thanks, already had peanuts today.

  • 25 35
    Submitted by squibkick on Oct 23, 12 at 10:07pm
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    Mr Sandusky how did you get a cell phone in prison?

  • 18 23
    Submitted by HippyChick on Oct 25, 12 at 11:49am
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    @budman999 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • 1 2
    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on May 10, 13 at 5:02am
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    Thanks, guy!