Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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