Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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