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  • 76 43
    Submitted by Jughead on Aug 3, 11 at 12:20pm

    As a lawyer who has sued and defended bouncers, Carter is right. Unless, of course, you're one of those limp-dick bouncers who beat people up because you're angry you couldn't be a cop. Just like lawyers, there are good and bad bouncers.

    • 53 54
      Submitted by carter_ronin on Aug 3, 11 at 1:35pm

      Appreciated... good bouncers need good Lawyers. The right to REMAIN silent is your friend...

  • 77 46
    Submitted by Anduari on Aug 3, 11 at 10:43am

    Never a good idea to start a fight with off duty bar employees

    • 46 47
      Submitted by LifeLessons on Aug 3, 11 at 11:23am

      yeah, worse idea ever!

  • 73 51
    Submitted by carter_ronin on Aug 3, 11 at 11:20am

    Off topic - as a guy that has been in your shoes, i hope the bar's CCTV tapes shows you, entirely in defense mode. Because there are ten+ needle dick lawyers who already hate you and were looking for an excuse... Get the tapes, retain counsel. learn how to fight open-handed.

  • 70 50
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 3, 11 at 10:58pm

    This sucks. There can't even be a discussion of a fight without legal talk and advice, let alone being the person in a fight. There is nothing wrong with a good old fashioned ass-whooping and its shitty that fucknuts that need them can't take them without getting a lawyer and lawyers are defending stupid bar fights

  • 62 53
    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 3, 11 at 10:43am

    You sir, are a Jedi dick. I salute you.

  • 54 39
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Aug 3, 11 at 10:46pm

    I learned the hard way that if you are not on the clock, you are not a bouncer even if you work there. You will probably lose the civil lawsuit he's going to file.

    • 50 41
      Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 4, 11 at 3:23am

      yep he is boned security is all about liability and if your at your place of business off duty and get in a scuffle you are not only on your own but 99% likely to be out of a job tomorrow as well

  • 56 47
    Submitted by ShDaddyDoesntKno on Aug 4, 11 at 7:50pm

    Win :D

  • 53 44
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 3, 11 at 2:10pm

    Score.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by upsbunyan on Aug 4, 11 at 7:38pm

    BOUNCERS > EVERBODY!!!!!\nI have a great KO by body slam on YouTube. I love our security cameras at my bar.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by polarbear79 on Aug 4, 11 at 10:01am

    Ok come on everyone he didn't say how the guy lost his teeth for all we know the guy coulda tripped going out the door with the cops, you know that shit happens a lot wink wink. Plus its that dudes word verses the rest of the crew at the bar, provided they don't have a ccs.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by JanusHoi on Aug 3, 11 at 11:44am

    You are a big man, huh? Veeery naice!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 4, 11 at 3:27am

    this is BS if your a bouncer no bar is gunna keep you after you busted someones teeth out then swiped there drinks on duty or off..ever heard of excessive force? and top it off with your in a bar fight where you work? are you stupid? hellooo LIABILITY every situation you get in where you have to use force to control a situation is now gunna be in question and easily attacked by even the most novice lawyer...as a ex bouncer i call BS someones been watching way too many movies

  • 48 62
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Aug 3, 11 at 10:49pm

    And by the way, you probably shouldn't have posted that on here, if its actually true which im sure its not.