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    Submitted by Interesting__Man on Aug 9, 11 at 12:05pm

    Weight doesn't really matter, what does matter is\n[(length x diameter)+(weight/girth)]/(angle of the tip)²

    • 31 46
      Submitted by lalalindz on Aug 10, 11 at 1:22am

      awww great South Park episode!

  • 56 33
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 9, 11 at 7:38pm

    My balls will weigh less once they unload in you.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 9, 11 at 1:30pm

    In that case, please feel free to touch my penis. Also, you are more than welcome to find out how my penis tastes as well... for educational purposes of course.

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    Submitted by Sabrina145 on Aug 9, 11 at 3:28pm

    what girl hasnt used that excuse befor?!?!