It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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