texas is the shit =] i love it, i went to a party last saturday and had 11 jellow shots.
those were so effin good!!
texas tickles my vagina! =] & i love the feeling!
hahaha i know... if you can print/paint a texas flag or hang it off of something, anything, texans WILL do it.
But I do love texas, and I mostly love Austin and how weird it is. They weren't offering jello shots when I went to the capitol though... =(
Last day of the legislative session! I had jello shots in that office too!! Yay Texas! Shout out to all the Capitol staffers who busted their asses 14+ hours a day for 5 months
sometimes texas pride makes me want to vomit. texas is pretty cool, but talking about it makes everyone else HATE US. we should make texas love an inside joke among texans, so people are not grossed out but pleasently surprised when they get here.
Texas is the only place in America where you can carry a gun in your car, truck and on your person and you can legally shoot somone if they try and steal your shit or threaten your life.
plus you can fuck 17 year olds!
i love texas
FYI for all who want to move to texas....there was an article a while back about how the governor wanted to secede, and if they did secede, chuck norris said hed run for president...and there are crazier college towns than austin 6:58, you should have been around for some old school little 5 adventures at Indiana...great memories
I'm pretty sure that was me dressed as Inspector Gadget. I was hammered to say the least, don't remember being at the capitol. Last thing I remember is yelling Go-Go Gadget vomit!
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