What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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