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  • 69 57
    Submitted by TT_1114 on Apr 8, 11 at 11:11am

    Lmaooo

  • 70 73
    Submitted by polacke on Apr 7, 11 at 12:21pm

    american dad much?

  • 62 58
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 7, 11 at 2:34pm

    Do you has a bukkit?

  • 62 61
    Submitted by billikers on Apr 7, 11 at 5:19pm

    Bukkit?!?!

  • 68 73
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 12:22pm

    i call BS, last time i kidnapped a retarded walrus it could not text. good lay.

    • 53 62
      Submitted by RyanM on Apr 7, 11 at 12:52pm

      Well thats clearly because you kept yours out of the water.

      • 45 59
        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 7, 11 at 1:12pm

        well i don't know of any underwater cellphones that accommodate flippers either, but you are correct. sex in the water is fun for novelty's sake, but it's hard to focus on all the walrus drool when everything is wet

        • 75 47
          Submitted by RyanM on Apr 7, 11 at 1:32pm

          touche sir, touche.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by cali507 on Apr 8, 11 at 1:24am

    Fuckin hilarious