sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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