dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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