Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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