...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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