your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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