He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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