wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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