So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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