physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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