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  • 166 79
    Submitted by sh1thead on May 29, 10 at 3:13pm
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    Can't believe you got a bj from horse...

  • 120 64
    Submitted by uberdouche on May 29, 10 at 11:19pm
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    That's the least she could do, now imagine if you weren't Amish and had a car.

  • 96 56
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 29, 10 at 7:11pm
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    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

  • 86 48
    Submitted by disgurlroks on May 29, 10 at 3:22pm
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    lol that's what you get for putting in some effort

  • 83 54
    Submitted by tannerhughes on May 30, 10 at 2:00am
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    "anything is possible when you smell like a man and not a lady, I'm on a horse" (old spice jingle) dada da da da dada da. - "papa pa pa pa paPOWER!!"

  • 74 51
    Submitted by cbjhill on May 30, 10 at 12:58pm
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    Heroic

  • 78 68
    Submitted by brookiie4 on May 29, 10 at 3:08pm
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    Giddy up!

  • 67 62
    Submitted by zcfrey on May 29, 10 at 9:06pm
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    When I do this I put speakers in my saddlebags and play "save a horse, ride a cowboy", works everytime

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 1:04pm
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    Great job Rockland

  • 59 49
    Submitted by kylec916 on Jun 27, 10 at 6:48am
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    Bitch get on my horse

  • 63 58
    Submitted by silverosepetals on May 29, 10 at 9:56pm
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    I would pee my pants I would be so F'ing excited, of course u would get a bj...

  • 56 47
    Submitted by insurednotoriety on Jun 4, 10 at 9:28pm
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    WIN!

  • 58 54
    Submitted by savvy340 on May 30, 10 at 10:01pm
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    question...were you wearing a cowboy hat and boots cause then I could understand.....

  • 55 51
    Submitted by flint on May 31, 10 at 12:02am
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    that's the way to do it, 845!!!

  • 56 56
    Submitted by bmace15 on May 30, 10 at 3:28am
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    Ya do what u need to do for sure

  • 50 54
    Submitted by unitedstates35 on May 30, 10 at 2:42am
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    agree with Randdyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nobody make shit up like this...all fake...lets keep it real here..the texts here are suppose to be from real drunk people...thanks for not makin shit up

  • 53 63
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 29, 10 at 11:07pm
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    Fucking horse: like a rocking horse, but different.

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Flight_City on May 29, 10 at 3:08pm
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    First! And how would this be a bad night.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 31, 10 at 12:22am
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    rofl...the comments are better than the text!!!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by mxxfoley on May 30, 10 at 10:35pm
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    Ahahah uberdouche knows what's up!

  • 40 51
    Submitted by blackbird17 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:16am
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    Uberdouche.....your comment is brilliant hahaha

  • 45 62
    Submitted by iminspanishclass on Jun 19, 10 at 2:10pm
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    Hahahahahahahha to the guy under me (no homo)

  • 39 53
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 28, 11 at 8:56pm
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    Now look at your man, then back to me

  • 19 18
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 10, 12 at 7:48pm
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    this would totally work for me, and if hes a total asshole i just push him off and ride away. win win either way lol

  • 38 66
    Submitted by masta1080 on May 30, 10 at 12:26am
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    the least she could do...considering u were takin it from a horse

  • 34 63
    Submitted by masta1080 on May 30, 10 at 12:28am
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    she felt obligated, u were takin it from a horse

  • 16 29
    Submitted by luckylauren12 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:32am
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    That's it! If a guy did that for me my pants would be flying off haha!