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  • 78 50
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 10, 12 at 3:21pm

    someone has bad aim and is a little too enthusiastic if your taint is wrecked

    • 41 49
      Submitted by porksword on Jul 10, 12 at 8:50pm

      Or several going in at once. Imagine the Tokyo subway.

      • 39 49
        Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 11, 12 at 1:04am

        ever been? it really is way overcrowded and uncomfortable to say the least...I would be surprised if the subway car molestations Tokyo is famous for are accidental because you could achieve full penetration with the slightest bump

  • 70 64
    Submitted by jdboal on Jul 10, 12 at 3:00pm

    I quote Ludacris, 'Rough sex, make it hurt'. Be happy a Mike's Lemonade is all it takes to dull it ;) I would drink one also.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 10, 12 at 3:10pm

    Lemony snicket!

  • 62 53
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 10, 12 at 6:40pm

    Someone trying to make a third hole down there?

  • 51 56
    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Jul 11, 12 at 10:16pm

    you're welcome.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Ironrebel on Jul 10, 12 at 3:56pm

    I don't wanna know, bro.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 11, 12 at 1:24am

    some sort of sports related injury? or prostate surgery

  • 42 63
    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 10, 12 at 5:18pm

    sure hope this is from a chick who just had a baby

    • 37 43
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 11, 12 at 1:23am

      chicks dont usually say taint though, do they? I would say perineum or sometimes chin rest

      • 42 57
        Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 11, 12 at 4:29am

        the chicks who get their texts on here aren't usually classy enough to use words like perineum, let alone know them.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 10, 12 at 9:52pm

    Heavy balls?

  • 35 64
    Submitted by ThePubShow on Jul 10, 12 at 8:11pm

    Looks like Sweedish Fish down there...

  • 13 24
    Submitted by mcel0052silver45 on Oct 15, 13 at 4:51pm

    For fucks sake, it's a guy idiots.