Non-Jews are for practice
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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