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  • Um it's a vagina not a 2 car garage!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:35pm
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  • If I were a woman, I'd put a very rich man's dick in mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:14pm
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  • Just how much room does this guy think is up there? Cause I'll say that mine so does not have that much room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • Once upon a time, this website used to make me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:17pm
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  • I mean, does Pedo Bear approve that message bc you're talking about little boys. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:08pm
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  • That right there is why men should never be women. Well, at least this kind of man. I'm all for tranny fierceness but damn this Mike kid is an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:09pm
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  • power drill? door knob? G.I. Joes, YES please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:41pm
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  • 44 is the fucking united kingdom you douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:56am
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  • UK # we don't get GI Joes here! I call fake!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:18pm
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  • His pussy would be like a "lost and found" box.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:13pm
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  • Factual problems here 1. GI Joes don't exist in the UK, we have Action Man, 1000 times cooler 2. Very few people use the word pussy 3. Power drill is also an American term

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 6:23am
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  • 8===(,,,,)===D ~ ~ ~ I just came on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:02pm
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  • Omg 3:02 it got on my phone dammit!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • I'm impressed by the correct use of double quotations in this text. Some serious editing went I to this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 2:57pm
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  • jsut wanna say first so none of those assholes can get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:03pm
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  • First of all fake. Second, we don't have gi Joe in the uk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:49pm
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  • 6:46 haha. Other than that I got no sense of enjoyment out of this text. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:05am
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  • 3:14 Tiger Woods is available, go for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:20pm
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  • This seems like it was posted by a 13 year old!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:10pm
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  • Damn, I thought this text was hilarious. Had something to do with ninjaing the remote.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • I making a new rule, lying on facebook is now a sin. When u say ur gonna make cookies u better make them because all ur doing now is getting an innocent little boys hopes up and then crushing him...thought u should know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:06pm
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  • 3:19 if this site is dumb why are you on it? What does that say about you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:28pm
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  • This is off Dane cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:53am
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  • this is the dumbest fucking TFLN ive ever read. go kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:05pm
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  • this is just stupid I get theres no age limit for this site but please for the love of god if your a r-tard thats like 16 we dont want to read your txt. Now shhhh the grown ups are drinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:46pm
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  • Is this a reference to Stephen Quire?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:56pm
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  • If I were a woman I wouldn't even carry a purse. I would just use Mike's method. Either that or carry my stuff in a plastic grocery bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:44pm
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  • this is the funniest posts that I've read. seriously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:50am
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  • 6:46- I remember my first beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:27am
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  • silly bitch. Turn this into a drinking game and take a shot for everything he suggests to put in your pussy that doesn't fit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:15pm
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  • (+44) is a band, not an area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:28am
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