You work out of a Hotel?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
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He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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