i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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