me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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