I wish you could order shots online.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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