I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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