sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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