super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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