I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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