She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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