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  • 82 34
    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 16, 12 at 10:36am

    Three dicks, three places to stuff them

  • 48 26
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Sep 16, 12 at 12:50pm

    Try doing it on a unicycle.

  • 54 41
    Submitted by soccer360 on Sep 16, 12 at 11:59am

    Director: then you will never make it in the porn industry. Hit the showers. Thanks for trying. Grab your free STD grab bag on the way out.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by cocksmith on Sep 16, 12 at 1:38pm

    Make this bitch airtight!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 16, 12 at 10:21am

    easy fix. quit being sleazebag mcwhoreinstein

  • 40 33
    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Sep 16, 12 at 1:04pm

    We have all been thereat some point

  • 38 31
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 17, 12 at 10:24pm

    You've now encountered the biggest problem in polyamory: scheduling.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 16, 12 at 5:38pm

    That earning a Triple Crown! Keep it up!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by NecroSen on Sep 17, 12 at 12:28am

    Lorena Bobbit problems. (look it up, kids)