I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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