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  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:01pm

    name one useful thing a woman has invented

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:24pm

    414 hasn't seen Anchorman. Makes their argument all the more funnier. HAHAHAHA What a tool!

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:32pm

    Cavemen didn't get pussy. They took it.

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:41pm

    6/23 @ 9:51 you've made more sense than anyone on here.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:53pm

    5:20 set the clock on the microwave without calling for help, I doubt you can do it

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:49pm

    i was about to chuckle at how these things always turn into battle of the sexes

  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:23pm

    never the less, he still got a lot of pussy!

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:53pm

    do so many of these men really think this way?

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    The only fucking good text on this site

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:33pm

    you know, if you think about it, a woman did probably invent fire. the caveman went out and hunted something, and the woman was tired of eating raw meat. so she thought, hmm...i bet friction between these sticks would help heat up the meat. and voila! fire. yeah, it was a woman.

  • 47 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:36pm

    women have smaller brains.........its science

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:23pm

    well, 2:19, would you care to know that i could kick your ass and make you cry?

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:53am

    noway 3:38 ...in those days women were less equel to men .they werent aloud to give an opinion let alone fuckin go sail somewhere and discover shit that why there all men.....

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:33pm

    515 if we were fat gamers, we'd be playing games. dumb ass beezy! Only game i play is broads and i'm gettin the high score.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:00pm

    Women may have smaller brains, but at least they use them.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:55pm

    yes men do think this. its true.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:50pm

    hahah cavemen didn't get pussy they took it that's funnier than the text!

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:04pm

    LMAO look one of them can read a calender

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:05pm

    make up cause men can't stand seein what lies under.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:52pm

    why won't this effing thing thing let me post?

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:38pm

    Wow. This is 2009, people. Grow up.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:43pm

    no 3:41 man came up with that one too......bitch wouldnt shut up

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:33: exactly what I was thinking, thank you.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:12pm

    3:43 - that was hilarious and i'm a girl But I don't believe gender is an accurate measurement of intellect because there are both intelligent men and women. Doesn't mean a woman can't be more intelligent than a man in some situations.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:41pm

    319 Who invented the phone? Alexander Graham Bell. Electricity? Essentially, Ben Franklin and 8 other MEN. Christ, who even invented the hair dryer? Alexandre Godefoy! But, I applaud female intellect too. The blow job was the best!

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:40pm

    3:36 Gladly! But for me to put my heels and throw them over your shoulders, you had better make more money than me (good luck with that), because this lady doesn't slum it.

  • 45 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:56pm

    520 girls are actually stupid enough to believe this. proves the point in a funny way!

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:38am

    If you're hot and have a phd ur probably a butterface

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:35pm

    Come on now, be more respectful to women...you get more pussy that way!!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:20pm

    3:36 - women may have smaller brains than a man, but we use a larger percentage of ours than men could ever hope to use.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:18pm

    thank God i got my dad's genius and good lookin genes 413

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:14pm

    336 um...just because you have a bigger brain doesnt mean youre more intelligent. einstein actually had a smaller than average brain.....

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:35pm

    hahahah 2:30...definitely

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:49am

    what the fuck are you sayin 3:36 womens brains are bigger then mens its a scientific fackt. the women invented the laser beem somthing that man has been trying to do for years.women are superior to us.we can just fuck them up if we want to......

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:27pm

    As a man, I do honestly believe that man are superior. Man is the leader of the house, and provider. Out of 5,382 historically noted tribes only 15 were led by women. No one is saying that women aren't as equal but there are some nature-alistic roles. Men provide the food, women takes care of family. To those that say women's brain is smaller...if your brains gets bigger, that's called a tumor.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:36pm

    3:19pm Men run this world sweety. You're just here to put on heels and put them up on my shoulders. After you cook my dinner and clean MY house of course.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:42pm

    230 is actually right, how else was the cave woman supposed to cook?

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:42pm

    to 5:53 - actually, i have created three programs to make my life and job easier. i also programmed every electronic in my house (that's right, my house; i own it), because my bf couldn't figure it out.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:30pm

    I bet he was fat too

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:22pm

    520 you do use a larger percent of your brain which is why you overthink everything and cry too damn much. And then you binge eat out of depression and end up being the fat ass that you are. 552 has small tits and no self esteem.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:54pm

    that's pretty fucked up considering we are in 2009

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:33pm

    2:31, uh. Yeah. That's how it works. I guess none of those intro courses worked out for you, huh?

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:26pm

    No, the first caveman to use a CLUB got a lot of pussy!

  • 38 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:19pm

    12:43 , we don't care that you cried cuz we are still men. we win, you fail. now go make me a sandwitch and quit your bickering. it's affecting my IQ

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:40pm

    no 2:30...made by men. just like everything else in the world.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:53pm

    2:50 go clean something please, and maybe bake something

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:45pm

    10:10 took the words outta my mouth

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:27pm

    2:19, you're affecting your own I.Q. You can't even spell "because".

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:17pm

    damn people grow up.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by goneatreakin on Aug 13, 10 at 12:46am

    All of you shut the fuck up your all idiots for arguing to ppl about a fucking text. Its just supposed to be funny how the fuck did getting laid turn into which sex is smarter? Start that conversation up next time your tryin to get some and see how far you get you fucking retards

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:49pm

    4:24 thank you! Anchorman proves that men are superior to women. NOW clean my house, cook my dinner, and then tell me about your day while you suck my dick 4:13 you are a genius

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:19pm

    I think men need to learn their role in life. Women are superior to them intellectually, which is why they think they are God's gift to earth. They don't know what us real women are packin in the head...We just let them think the things they do to boost their ego to better what we as women want.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:36pm

    So sick of this site. Deny my awesome texts, and put this repetitive shit up constantly.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:41pm

    I must give women credit for their many inventions. Whining, crying for no reason, and the WNBA just to name a few.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:59pm

    women have invented many things....but unfortunatly before 1900's women were not allowed to get a patent so the men got credit for their inventions instead. and before you jump on me for being a fat chick...im a male history and philosophy major. just stating the facts.

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:51pm

    To both genders who are arguing: shut the fuck up, especially the guys. Being a guy I can truthfully say that you are embarrassments.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:54pm

    women are so smart and yet even blacks could vote before them

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:26pm

    btw. the only thing that is affecting your IQ is you. i gathered this by your inability to spell simple words like "because or 'cause" and "sandwich"

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:30am

    the whole "women have smaller brains......its science" is a movie quote you idiots. stop taking shit seriously

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:31pm

    I bet you are a decendent of that caveman

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:30pm

    I bet the first person who made fire was a woman.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:43pm

    to 6:22 - women do not over-think things. we analyze situations because we are actually considerate enough to do so. men say so many more stupid things than women. in fact, if a woman cries, it is probably because of something stupid a man said, because he didn't think about it. and, by the way, i go to the gym six days each week, and run ten miles every week. not a fat ass, but thanks for playing your guessing game. love, 5:20

  • 43 60
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 5, 10 at 7:35am

    Correction the first caveman to distribute and sell fire got the pussy. Somethings never change!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:19pm

    Men are obviously superior. Our bodies don't have monthly leaks, and we make more money. Also, make me a sandwich, bitch.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:42am

    i love how these somewhat harmless, funny text messages cause tons of arguments

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:31am

    hahahaha so men have greater physical strength and used to be the hunters, and that makes them overall superior? Way to perpetuate the caveman mentality.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:13pm

    Actually, your dad invented that the night you were conceived.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:10pm

    Omfg why is ther an argument about stupid shit in every damn text. Why can't ppl just be like haha this is funny shit and move on with our lives

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:11pm

    the putting a paper bag over an ugly chicks face....now i can score with any chick with a body

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:08pm

    name one useful thing you've invented

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:27pm

    yes, because obviously gender is the primary factor in determining intelligence...

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:37pm

    6:23 @ 3:41 no one invented electricity, idiot. it exists. that's what lightening is.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:23am

    ^^^^ This is why women are retarded. They lack the ability to understand a "joke", and take everything to heart. The biggest mistake man ever made was making women think we give a shit about their opinion, now they always have to put their 2 cents in

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:38am

    men and women have about the same average intelligence, but men have greater variability. This means that the vast majority of geniuses (and retards) are male, while women are more clustered around the average. Since inventors, discoverers, innovators, etc pretty much have to be geniuses, this explains why most are male. But yea, to say fire was developed by women, when essentially everything else came from men, is just stupid.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:36pm

    6/23 @ 951, u r the only man here. u obviously understand that this is a very elementry arguement & it was caused by the most illiterate topic. & i dont mean 2 give in2 this arguement but 2 all the men who said all that shit about women being little housewifes, i happen 2 have my phd. & i happen 2 b a size 8. 5'10, & i have DD. so shut. the fuck. up

  • 44 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:15pm

    424 and 449... i bet you two are some fat gamers on this site because you have no life. i bet you two have barely ever talked to girls (who arent the characters in your video games)