ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Can I color on your dick again?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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