i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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