Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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