Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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