It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
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This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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