Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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