Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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