Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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