is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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